Hey there I'm the once-ler that never leaves the toilet
So do you have a brush and stuff close to you to keep your hair that spiffy? Or is it just naturally always perfect?

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wowOHOHOHEY GUYS ITS BEN A WIHLE i was srta ded bUT HYE IM BACKK!!! Wats neW?
BRB eveyrbdy ill b goen for eth wekend at OTAKON!!!!! hoep 2 c u there!!!!
i bet even ur turds are sexy

huh wuldja look at taht. i never botherd 2 checkk
Hey yo man, u eatin a lot of mallows but r u eatin your fiber?

i don hav any other food im gon die
You sleep on there? Doesn't it get uncomfortable?

aaaaaaaaaaaa gud mornin! no its prety comfy!!!
thank 4 all teh new folowers nd asks evrybidy! BUT ITS LAET i gotta sleep 2 u kno!!!
you must smell :s

1stt off omfg rUDEEEEEEE 2d I WASH MYsefl k thank
don't you, like ever get tired or something on the toilet all day and night?

corse not silly i maek thneeds!!!
*sITS ON LAP* don't mind me i'm just sitting.

wowowowo ths is supre uncofmrtable